Women’s Budget Pirate Costume

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Queen of the SeasWe’re not saying that your current career choice isn’t an awesome one. We’re just saying that we bet that you’d be a pretty fantastic pirate captain if you decided to give it a try. Imagine the possibilities! Instead of being part of the nine-to-five hustle culture, you could enjoy living aboard your own ship and supervising a loyal crew. All you’d need to do to be rolling in riches is rob one particularly loaded merchant vessel a year. Sounds like a #bossbabe move to us.?Product DetailsBe the most gorgeous and feared buccaneer on the Seven Seas when you wear your exclusive Budget Pirate Costume for Women! The sleeveless top has a ruffled black neckline, a bodice made of black faux leather, and plenty of gold trim. A faux leather belt with an ornate, gold-tone buckle fastens around your waist. The asymmetrical skirt has printed red and black stripes and features a jagged hemline. Slide the puffed black sleeves over your biceps, disguise your landlubber footwear with the faux leather boot tops, and keep your windswept hair out of your eyes with the striped headscarf.?A Little Salty?”I’m a pirate” is a great excuse for any slightly irregular behavior on your part. Did you take the last appetizer? Well, you’re a pirate. Swiping treasure is in your blood. Did you get a little goofy after that last pint of grog and show off your dancing skills on top of the tavern tables? Again – pirate. You pillage hard and party hard. Did you completely sack the nearest port city and hide all of your ill-gotten gains with the aid of an impossibly complicated map? You know the drill!?