Plus Size Vintage Strongman Costume for Men

Description

Too StrongStrongman is more than a title; it?s a lifestyle. What does it take to live life like one? Well, first, consuming a lot of raw eggs and spinach right away in the morning. The more the better, honestly. Next, some form of weightlifting is a must to convert all those yolks into biceps or whatever. Finally, use your new muscles to carefully sculpt the proper facial hair: most likely a thick mustache that curls up like horns.Design & DetailsPerfect for a circus-themed event or Halloween party, our exclusive Plus Size Mens Vintage Strongman costume will fit all your muscles and gain you instant respect in gyms around the world, we think. The tatted leggings and sleeves will at least convey your pain tolerance, which we certainly respect. The best part of all is that the costume is part of our Made By Us collection, which means each is made by our in-house designers. You?ll be able to worry more about planning your grandiose displays of physical dominance rather than worrying about the quality of the belt. Pair the ensemble with a thick black mustache, wig, and barbell, and you’ll haunt the dreams of scrawny dudes everywhere.Sideshow StyleToday?s 24-hour gyms have nothing on the strongmen stomping grounds of the past. Getting buff these days seems a tad boring compared to, say, improving grip by lifting heavy books one finger at a time. Photographic evidence shows a concerning affinity for medicine balls, too. If only we could get our hands on their regimens? How they chose to show off said muscles is much more a matter of public record. Like swinging three kegs of beer by their neck or lifting a 2,800 lb. anchor from some crowded bay. We, uh, hope they practiced good posture because our backs hurt just writing that sentence. Ouch.