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NICE COSTUME, BRO!?Your love for football and weekend house parties doesn’t define you. Sure, you possess many ‘typical jock traits’ according to traditional high school stereotypes but fitting perfectly inside that box isn’t exactly your deal. You have plenty of refined interests too like black and white photography, cooking vegan cuisine, and period romance films. In fact, some all-time favorites?include 80’s teen romances where the dimwitted jock makes another bonehead decision and has to?really shape up?if he wants to win the girl of his dreams back. Those movies are heart-warming, inspirational, and truly strike a chord with a complex guy like you.?This Halloween, stay true to yourself with a costume that epitomizes all aspects of your personality. The 80’s jock costume gives you the look of a typical 80’s jock from all the vintage rom-com movies you love. (Yes, they’re considered vintage now!)DESIGN & DETAILS?The exclusive 80s jock costume in plus sizes is designed by our team of talented FUN designers to look and feel exactly like the legendary shiny?tracksuits men donned during the 1980’s. The neon jacket?features a full zipper in the front and elastic in the wrist cuffs and waistband while the tiger-stripe print pants (gnarly, bro) make the classic “swoosh” sound when walking. The headband, made from comfortable terry cloth fabric, puts the cherry on top of the sporty-casual look that will earn you plenty of high-fives from the?entire student body.?A BOOMBOX SERENADE?Make your costume go down in high school Halloween hall of fame (AKA first?page of the yearbook) by picking up the inflatable 80’s boombox to complete the tubular tracksuit costume. If you really want to leave an impression (and?put?your daily workouts to use) then carry a real boombox on your shoulder. Let Phil Collin’s smooth voice ooze out of the speakers and fellow classmates will hoist you on their shoulders out of sheer excitement. Picture the final scene from the movie, Rudy, only more epic!?
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