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Swipe Right?If you had to boil it down, your life philosophy would be, “Don’t worry too much about it!” You may be a lab creation cobbled together from dead body parts and a manufactured brain, but you’re not too concerned about your dating possibilities. After all, you’ve seen some of the other people out there on this dating app. At least?you know how to take a proper selfie! Anyway, you’ve got some solid choices here – maybe the guy with the bolts in his neck??Product DetailsBecome an icon among classic monsters with this officially licensed Monsters Deluxe Bride of Frankenstein Costume for Adults! The outfit includes a long gown made of soft, cream-colored velour. Small velour ruffles grace the shoulders, and the long sleeves are made of stretchy fabric patterned with gray stripes on a white background. Its attached gloves can be pulled back to expose your hands. The gown’s hem is a dark ombre resembling dirt stains. The included headpiece is made of curly black synthetic hair and features a silvery stripe up each side.?All the Single Ladies?Frankly, it was kind of rude of Frankenstein and Pretorius just to assume that you’d want to be the Monster’s future wife. It’s not as though he’s that bad looking, but come on – a girl deserves to go on some dates, right? Where are the roses and the wine? This tower laboratory is?not?cutting it in the romance department. Maybe you should go on a monster dating show and really explore your options.?
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