Bible Flask

Your secret’s safe with us. This Bible Flask is a great way to hide your budding alcohol addition to the blood of Christ. Remember it’s only a sin if you get caught.

£19.99

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Description

Hair of the dogWe are good people. At least we try to be. But sometimes we get a little tipsy. We get a little…hung over. We need something to keep us going, especially so early in the morning on Sunday. We’ve tried everything to get rid of our early morning hang over, but nothing works. Nothing except a little nip to stave off the painful symptoms.So this Sunday, don’t worry if you had a long night out with your pals. Just take this Bible Flask to mass with you, and use a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit you to stave off that hang over. It might be the only way you make it out of the church without the groans of pain from your headache, stomach ache, and listening to the preacher go on, and on. Just take a sip out of your hidden flask. Sunday mornings are about to get a whole lot more interesting.

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