Adult Ride On T-Rex Costume

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T Rex WranglersIt’s too bad that homo sapiens and the dinosaurs apparently never existed at the same time. Modern-day cowboys were cool, but prehistoric dinosaur cowboys (dinoboys?) would be even more epic. They’d have to ride pterodactyls and swing heavy-duty lassos in order to rope the King of the Dinosaurs himself, and their rodeos would have been unbelievably fun. Unless a contestant gets eaten. That’s something that typically doesn’t happen around bulls, but that just gives the event more excitement. Who wouldn’t want to see a T-Rex perform in a barrel race??Product DetailsRide ’em, dinopoke! This exclusive Adult Ride On T-Rex Inflatable Costume will give your friends a good laugh. Made of sturdy windbreaker fabric that’s printed all over with details resembling dinosaur scales, the unisex bodysuit secures around your middle with a drawstring waistband. A small fan is mounted on the right side below the waistline. When activated, the costume inflates to resemble a roaring T-Rex. A pair of faux “legs” is attached to the top and inflates simultaneously. The T-Rex head features attached reins for you to hold, and the costume comes with a bucket-style hat.?Ride or Die?You’ve done it! You’ve successfully jumped on board a giant, predatory lizard that’s hundreds of pounds worth of muscle and fang! Nice job: You definitely have bragging rights for days. However, have you put any thought into how you’re going to get down? Surprisingly, dismounting without being eaten seems like it’ll be trickier than getting on in the first place. The only solution is to stay on your dinosaur forever. At least you’ll always have a ride.?