Mens Toy Soldier Costume

Description

THE PATH TO ETERNAL LIFEHave you ever watched the end of the year tick closer and started to think rather troubling thoughts about the end of days? Sure, we all would like to stumble upon the Fountain of Youth or discover in a completely casual way that we’re actually one of the Immortals from Christopher Lambert, Adrian Paul,?and Sean Connery’s fame. Perhaps we’ve even considered the path of the night and looking for a vampire to turn us. (Of course, then you risk running into one of the Edward types!)So, there are always risks. Turns out that there is one path that is really pretty reliable. It doesn’t even involve a particularly traumatic curse! Obviously, there?is a curse. This?is eternal life. But it’s not a really awful one. It doesn’t involve an unlife of sparkling or constant sword fights every time you have a headache. We’re talking the mystical path of the living toy! How fun would it be to go the rounds of the playroom the rest of your days??DESIGN & DETAILSBegin your delightfully cursed days by gearing up in this Toy Soldier costume. Our in-house (immortal) necromancers have worked tirelessly to imbue this hat, jacket, and trouser combination to give you the complete, Made By Us look. The jacket is an ornate coat that has a Hook and Loop fastener lined front and several decorative buttons, a pair of crossed white straps, and gold epaulets for a truly royal soldier look. The pants are a blue poly blend with red and gold stripes down the outseam and the hat is a tall black vinyl with gold cord trim to accent and finish the look.?A WAR OF PUPPETSSure, becoming an eternal?Toy Soldier might sound like a pretty risky enchantment. But, really, Pinnochio accomplished way more as a virtually invulnerable puppet than he ever did as a real boy. Try a night in magical clothes and see how great it fits!?