Plus Size Black Cat Costume

Description

We?d give anything to be a cat. Sleeping 23 hours a day, using our pie plate eyes to charm people into giving us treats, knocking heirlooms off of high shelves and not being punished for it. Doesn?t that sound like the life to you? And if anyone wronged us by doing something unforgivable like, say, accidentally stepping on our tail five years ago, then you can bet we?d get revenge by using our razor sharp cat claws to turn their favorite couch into festive confetti while they were away at work. It wouldn?t matter if they?d fed and sheltered us our entire life. When you cross the cat, you have to pay.And if we were lucky enough to be a cat, we?d want to double down and be a black cat. That means natural night camouflage, so getting into the neighbor?s trash at two in the morning would be a breeze. And when we shed our hairs, which would be constantly, they?d be extra visible on our owner?s clothes so other cats would know to back off. And black is slimming, which would come in handy considering all the Tender Vittles we?d plan on eating.If you share our aspirations to be a cat too, then you?re in luck thanks to our Black Cat Costume. This well-made piece of cat garb has the ears, tail, and paw pads you need to truly sell an authentic feline look. When you wear this you?ll be the one black cat people will feel lucky to have cross their paths!